Quote Contest!!!

[Redfang]

Rules

Every week or two, I will put this up and what you have to do is find the best quote for the theme listed for that week. You must include who said it and where you found it. You can have up to two entries, no more then that! Anymore then that will be deleted.

When I think there is enough quotes or it has been a week, I will make a poll with the best quotes in it and YOU will vote for the best one! PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF!!!

Theme This Week

Funniest Quote.


My entry:

"My name is Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate, I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future, haven't really thought about it. As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies." *becomes dead quiet*--Kakashi Hatake, Naruto

[ƒoxclaw]

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- Dave Allen

Google. Yeah. I suck. XDD

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Modified to fix them...

[.Jester.]

My entries:

"I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!"
Victor Van Dort, The Corpse Bride

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan

[Kurαlו]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know."
- Groucho Marx as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, in “Animal Crackers”

"People are like slinkies; Basically useless, but you can't help but laugh when they fall down the stairs."
- Dunno xD