Warriors; Dawn Of A Tragic Demise
« Great Female Combacks »

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.
Dec 29, 2009, 4:10pm




Warriors; Dawn Of A Tragic Demise :: Other :: Sacred Areas :: Moonpool :: Great Female Combacks
   [Search This Thread][Reply] [Send Topic To Friend] [Print]
 AuthorTopic: Great Female Combacks (Read 29 times)
56f5hd5
Guest
 Great Female Combacks
« Thread Started on Mar 13, 2009, 9:06pm »
[Quote]


Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?


FFXI Gil
cheap FFXI Gil
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged
   [Search This Thread][Reply] [Send Topic To Friend] [Print]

Misc.

Cbox Rules

»Do not S.P.A.M. or Flood the Cbox. This means don't post more then three or four times in a row. It's stupid, pointless, and annoying.

»No advertising. Links in your name are allowed but don't say Click My Name! or anything like that. Links to pictures are fine, though.

»Do not argue. If arguments fill the cbox, you will be banned. If they continue, it will be removed.

»Do not impersonate others. I have the user name & password for the cbox, we can just compare I.P. addresses, the impersonator will be banned.

»Don't swear at staff members or other members. Be respectful to everyone, please. Espicaly if you have had previous warnings.

»Guests can post in the cbox if they are in need of assistance, but they must be repectful of everyone, no one likes a n00b.

»Ok, I know it's a Cbox and all; but let's face it. No one likes chat talk. So just use proper English, and save your breath.



»If you fail you follow any of the rules, it could result in you being banned from the cbox, or even the forum. So follow them all, please.

Thanks, WDOATD Staff.

Affilates

Our Banner

WARRIORS; DAWN OF A TRAGIC DEMISE




Disclaimer
Warriors; Dawn of a Tragic Demise. Ideas © Erin Hunter. Forum Design and Imaged © to Scarredheart, Fixit, and Snowstorm. Message Boards © Proboards.com. All Rights Reserved.
No portions of the site may be used without permission from their respective owners. No profit is made from this website whatsoever. It is for online entertainment. By role playing on this site, you agree that you do not mind the actions and words of other members in accordance to the stated rules.

Click Here To Make This Board Ad-Free


This Board Hosted For FREE By ProBoards
Get Your Own Free Message Boards & Free Forums!